OKCupid, 3/13/14: 27yo Dude from Long Island
His picture shows muscles bulging through a tank top, holding a dog
Dude: Ummm, u wanna blow me?
Me: Ummm, no.
Dude: Lol. Ok just figured I’d giv u the chance. I’m a nice guy like that
Me: Does that line ever actually work? Nothing about it says “nice guy” even to a slut
Dude: Lol, of course it does. U girls r real “progressive” and “independent” these days
Really, ladies? Really? Who among you is rewarding this guy’s poor pick-up etiquette? I have no qualms against meeting people for casual sex off dating sites, but not based on lines such as this. *sigh*