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Pick-up line for “progressive” girls

OKCupid, 3/13/14:  27yo Dude from Long Island
His picture shows muscles bulging through a tank top, holding a dog

Dude: Ummm, u wanna blow me?
Me: Ummm, no.
Dude: Lol. Ok just figured I’d giv u the chance. I’m a nice guy like that
Me: Does that line ever actually work? Nothing about it says “nice guy” even to a slut
Dude: Lol, of course it does. U girls r real “progressive” and “independent” these days

Really, ladies?  Really?  Who among you is rewarding this guy’s poor pick-up etiquette?   I have no qualms against meeting people for casual sex off dating sites, but not based on lines such as this.   *sigh*

E2

Once upon a time, 13 years ago, I became involved with an online community called everything2.com, or e2 for short.

It was a pre-wikipedia user edited collection of posts.  It is still alive! e  People on this website are called noders, and we get to vote on each others writeups.  I noticed the reddit system is rather similar.  hmmm..

We wrote things that were factual, humorous, a combo of both, fiction.  We commented on posts in a passive-aggressive way making up awesome nodeshell titles.   We had crazy parties and meetups and munches.    We dated, married, had little noder babies.  We clashed cultures and countries.

Amazingly, I still have some of those noders in my life today.  I feel like they don’t make online communities like they used to!

My writeups can be found here:

http://everything2.com/?node=deeahblita

My most popular writeup of all time was a post I did describing the first time I got fisted.    Hm, I don’t think I’ve added a sexuality page to this blog yet.  🙂