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Can he bring me home to bother his mom?

OKCUpid, 4/21/13 ; This guy is the reason I wanted to create this section, actually.

kingofporches: can I take you home to my mom?
btw- i hate liberals.

me: are you trying to piss your mom off?

kingofporches: no just lower her expectations before I  bring a real girl home.

Me: your plan would backfire. parents love me.

kingofporches: maybe hippy parents.

Me: I appeal to a surprisingly wide range of persons…the joy of being a nurse. At any rate, I feel bad for your mom that she raised such an unkind son. I hope you find peace in your journey.

And because he messaged someone merely with the intent of being unkind, here is a smidge more of exposure; buyer beware!

Douche.